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Let any given woman (that's you!) reading this ad be denoted by the variable 'x'.
We have the following functions available for use:
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The functions should be applied to 'x' together and in order as follows:
x = r(x)
x = c(x)
x = p(x)
x = d(x)
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Alternatively, if you find a flaw in this model, please send corrections as well!